Deck 5

 

Well if you arrived here, congratulations, you're in the very depths of the Starship Overflow. This is your room for the next three days!

Tea and coffee facilities as well as a tie press, have been provided. Unfortunately communications with the bridge are offline due to cable voles. Be warned, Deck 5 still remains largely unchartered territory even now, and at least one crew member, in high spirits after a night of Nimbus3 Sherry, decided that exploring the darker parts of Deck 5 with merely a torch and some Murray Mints was a good idea. REMEMBER - this room is your only sanctuary should the worst happen. Use the key pad provided to lock the door securely.

This is a kind of miscellany of the history and more strange parts of the Starship Overflow.